Tuesday’s Blog Hop–Make Me Laugh

 Hi everyone, the theme of this week’s blog hop is Make Me Laugh, so that’s what I will try to do…..please read on!

 

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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR…..

If my body were a car, this is the time I woud be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. 

I’ve got bumps, dents, and scratches in my finish…my paint job is getting a little dull.

But that’s not the worst of it.  My headlights are out of focus, and it’s especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.  I slip and slide, skid and bump into things–even in the best of weather!

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.  It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.  My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But, here’s the worst of it—

Almost every time I sneeze, cough, or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

CASH FOR CLUNKERS….I QUALIFY, HOW ABOUT YOU???

———————————————————————————————-SDC10489ABOUT CHILDREN…to those of you who have children in your lives, here is something to make you chuckle…

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s  omnipotence did not extend to His own children. (read on)

After creating heaven and earth,

God created Adam and Eve….and the first thing that He said was “DON’T!”

“Don’t what?’ Adam replied.

“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.”

Adam, “Hey Eve, don’t eat the forbidden fruit!”

Eve, “No, way!”  

“Yes, way!””Do NOT eat the fruit!” said God.

Eve, “Why?”

“Because I am your Father and I said so!” God replied…wondering why He hadn’t stopped creation after the elephants…

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!

“Didn’t I tell you not to eat the fruit?” God asked.

“Uh huh.” Adam replied.

“Then why did you?” asked the Father.

“I don’t know.” said Eve.

“She started it!” Adam said.

“Did not!”

“Did too!”

….having had it with the two of them, God’s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own!  Thus the pattern has never changed…

But, there is reassurance in this story…

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom, and they haven’t taken it, don’t be too hard on yourself!

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a “piece of cake” for you?

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 And I just had to end this post with one of my favorite photos from my collection….

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Just imagine what she would’ve done if there had really been something in that toilet!!!!

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Published in: on August 24, 2009 at 10:30 pm  Comments (19)  

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  1. I loved all of it esp the photo! Hilarious!

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  2. Love this post. It is too funny!!!! Thanks for sharing 🙂

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  3. Wow! that was an awesome post.
    Thanks for adding lots of giggles and smiles to my day 🙂

    Cheers!!

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  5. Love the last photo!

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  6. Hilarious stuff there, that pic is priceless!!

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  7. I loved the poem about being a car. It is definitley time to trade me in.

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  8. Was laughing at the car/body one!!

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  9. Great Post! I enjoyed visiting and i will be back!

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  10. Excellent site, keep up the good work. I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say I’m glad I found your blog. Thanks,

    A definite great read…

    -Bill-Bartmann


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