Six Word Saturday…April 23

Time to join Cate for a little Six Word Saturday…My six words for this Saturday before Easter are:

How  about  a  little  “Bunny Humor” ?

Q:  What do you call a bunny with fleas?

A:  Bugs Bunny!

Q:  What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A:  A receding hare line!

Q:  What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

A:  Two points just like everybody!

Q:  What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance?

A:  The Bunny Hop, of course!

Q:  How are rabbits like calculators?

A:  They both multiply really fast!

Q:  What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

A:  A bunion

Q:  What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A:  It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q:  Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?

A:  To the retail store!

Q:  What do you call a dumb bunny?

A:  A hare brain.

Q:  What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

A:  You ‘nique up on him!

Q:  How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A:  Tame way, unique up on it!

Q:  Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?

A:  Because then it would be a foot!

Q:  What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A:  A funny bunny!

Q:  What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

A: Tired!

 

**A special thanks goes to Cindy for sharing these bunny jokes with me!

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  1. Love this – a nice change of pace and it made me laugh

    Enjoy your Easter break

    Cheers, Fi

  2. Too funny … it brought a smile to my face. Thanks for sharing this.

  3. Ah thanks this was really a treat! Happy Bunny day at your house too!

  4. How funny!!!! Great post. Visiting from 6WS.

  5. Funny! Happy Easter and SWS to you!

  6. Love it! Thanks for stopping by and Happy Easter!

  7. Happy Easter! Stopping by 6WS.

    xoxo, wena
    my 6WS

  8. i like the “receding hare line”!!
    :D~
    HUGZ

  9. What a fun easter at your house this year. I love making memories and know your daughter will be sharing these in the future.


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